Invention

I have no idea, but this is called Da Marzo Machine. It rotates and cuts the noses off the glasses. The parts are then saved and worn at meetings.

Thanksgiving

College Dining Hall: everyone standing in line like it was a rock concert. Bent silverware, greasy plastic trays, the guy in the back sweating on the potatoes -- you know what I'm talking about. But, we all loved it -- even went up for seconds...as long as you had someone's "ticket." Same thing on Crab Legs Night.

Clear!

Biggest nightmare ever...waking up to, "Clear!" and seeing a defibrillator coming at you.

Smoke

Broken Wind

This is a tribute (ok, spoof) on Mr. Mister -- only it's a sequel to their original album, "Broken Wings." Don't get me wrong, I LOVED the 80's!

Ghost

8X10" graphite resin on gesso

Smitten

smit‧ten: to strike or hit hard, with or as with the hand, a stick, or other weapon. This one is coffee struck.

Tyrant

Nothing but a trouble-making Tyrant

Trouble

Wyatt Earp: "Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?" He and his immortals, along with the legendary Doc Holiday, brought law and order to the streets of Tombstone in a fiery stand with the local cowboys -- whom were always stirring up trouble. >linocut, 6 x 6"

Quiet

...and trapped in a Fun House.

Phobia

She never did come to like school very much.

Change

Change of heart or just two-faced?















You know when you don't have a ball marker? You use good old 'Abe'.

Farm

Timber Framing is an old and almost lost art form. Usually common practice of Amish construction, vast and expansive outbuildings are erected in an amazingly timely fashion. Pounded together with merely wooden pegs and renown for their robust structural integrity, these things will provide many years of farming -- even without animals or crops. We have come to find an array of uses for such a dwelling. Equipped with a "Guys Room," this is certainly not your father's barn. Picture adults at play...a tractor pad, hay loft, work room, studio, even a nostalgic Coke machine. Com' on over and don't forget your quarters!

Angels & Devils Stadium

Which Way?

Fat

Bar & Grill

Under the Sea

Houdini, one of my students sneaking away again in the pool during class.

Robot

Employee of the Month...T4

Spotted

My dog Inca (whom would love to hit it big in showbiz like the Target Dog), shops our property for rodents, frogs, and visitors passing through. He's a Golden / Lab mix with lots of play still in him -- sometimes too much.

Speed/2

Mother's Day t-shirt special

Speed

Speedy Dog Eye and Lens Crafters