Monday, December 18, 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Monday, December 04, 2006

Might

Disclaimer: This suit is not responsible for flight or any damages that may occur during experimentation. For ages 12 and up. You MIGHT want to consult an adult before assembly.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Invention

I have no idea, but this is called Da Marzo Machine. It rotates and cuts the noses off the glasses. The parts are then saved and worn at meetings.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Thanksgiving


College Dining Hall: everyone standing in line like it was a rock concert. Bent silverware, greasy plastic trays, the guy in the back sweating on the potatoes -- you know what I'm talking about. But, we all loved it -- even went up for seconds...as long as you had someone's "ticket." Same thing on Crab Legs Night.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Clear!

Biggest nightmare ever...waking up to, "Clear!" and seeing a defibrillator coming at you.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Monday, October 30, 2006

Broken Wind

This is a tribute (ok, spoof) on Mr. Mister -- only it's a sequel to their original album, "Broken Wings." Don't get me wrong, I LOVED the 80's!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Ghost

8X10" graphite resin on gesso

Monday, October 16, 2006

Smitten


smit‧ten: to strike or hit hard, with or as with the hand, a stick, or other weapon. This one is coffee struck.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Tyrant

Nothing but a trouble-making Tyrant

Trouble

Wyatt Earp: "Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?" He and his immortals, along with the legendary Doc Holiday, brought law and order to the streets of Tombstone in a fiery stand with the local cowboys -- whom were always stirring up trouble. >linocut, 6 x 6"

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Quiet

...and trapped in a Fun House.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Phobia

She never did come to like school very much.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Change

Change of heart or just two-faced?















You know when you don't have a ball marker? You use good old 'Abe'.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Farm

Timber Framing is an old and almost lost art form. Usually common practice of Amish construction, vast and expansive outbuildings are erected in an amazingly timely fashion. Pounded together with merely wooden pegs and renown for their robust structural integrity, these things will provide many years of farming -- even without animals or crops. We have come to find an array of uses for such a dwelling. Equipped with a "Guys Room," this is certainly not your father's barn. Picture adults at play...a tractor pad, hay loft, work room, studio, even a nostalgic Coke machine. Com' on over and don't forget your quarters!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Under the Sea

Houdini, one of my students sneaking away again in the pool during class.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Robot

Employee of the Month...T4

Friday, April 21, 2006

Spotted

My dog Inca (whom would love to hit it big in showbiz like the Target Dog), shops our property for rodents, frogs, and visitors passing through. He's a Golden / Lab mix with lots of play still in him -- sometimes too much.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Speed/2

Mother's Day t-shirt special

Speed

Speedy Dog Eye and Lens Crafters

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Spring

Remember Pez? Just as you almost had one fully loaded, the spring would fire a candy at you too soon. It frustrated me enough to just eat the candy without the plastic dispenser.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Monster

Watch out -- she spits too!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Feet

For those of you that get the full wear from your footwear.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Insect


In the spring of '04, Cicada invasions were everywhere -- hitting windshields, knocking folks off their mopeds, and fighting frantically like these three before the attack on humans were over.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Mr. Sung...


Mr. S√ľng has arrived for battle.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Simple Life...


...if you could play here all day.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Monday, January 09, 2006

Friday, January 06, 2006